BIG ASS LUMP OF COAL SOAP

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic.

Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

PRODUCT SPECS:

- 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal

- Made in the USA by humans, not elves

- May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery

- A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty

- According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.

Size: 10 oz. bar