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FAKEOPHOBIA CANDLE

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Fakeophobia
The fear of fake ass people

OMG. It’s so good to finally meet you. I’ve heard so much about you. You have this amaaazing aura, and look at that outfit! It’s so original. You must be really into retro. And I just looooove your hair. Do you do it yourself?


Vodka Diet Soda Scented 

Net wt. 2 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle in colorful gift box
Burn time: approx. 20 hours