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Scented Candles

Our candles offer the best of both worlds...a fun snarky message and the most amazing scents.
Happy Birthday Candle
Happy Birthday Candle
$22.00
I'd Shank A Bitch For You Candle
I'd Shank A Bitch For You Candle
$22.00 — Sold Out
Please Don't Do Meth In Our Bathroom Candle
Please Don't Do Meth In Our Bathroom Candle
$22.00
It'll Just be Me And My Social Anxiety Candle
It'll Just be Me And My Social Anxiety Candle
$22.00
STFU I'm Reading Candle
STFU I'm Reading Candle
$22.00 — Sold Out
You're An Awesome Neighbor! Keep That Shit Up! Candle
You're An Awesome Neighbor! Keep That Shit Up! Candle
$22.00
I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People Candle
I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People Candle
$22.00 — Sold Out
What The Fuck Is Happening Candle
What The Fuck Is Happening Candle
$22.00