I DO WHAT I WANT CANDLE

Infused With: "Zero Fucks"

You're not a charity, but if you were, you'd have given out your last fuck 20 minutes ago.

Lemon Drop Martini: This candle is 'Ladies Night' in a jar. Lemon Drop Martini is a mouth-watering combination of tart and sugary-sweet goodness. Grab your besties, light the candle and proceed to judge all those carpool moms that don’t seem to understand how drop-off works. 

• 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
• Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
• The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
• Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
• No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
• 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
• Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours