Pardon My French Tea Towel - Shitshow

Introducing The Perfect Towel from the viral Illusion Collection by Twisted Wares. These towels aren't just a kitchen accessories; they're a stroke of genius. With their covert profanity printed into a French stripe pattern, they're the viral sensation that's turning heads faster than you can say, "Clean up on aisle fabulous!"

Made from TruWoven™ fiber, these towels are superheroes of cleanliness—quick-drying, absorbs 7x their weight, and softer than a pillow fight with clouds.

Perfect as quirky gifts, these towels are uniquely kitsch and irresistibly funny.  

- Size: 16”x24”

- Designed and Printed in the USA

- Single Sided Print

- Made from TruWoven™ fiber

*Please Note: Twisted Ware Perfect Towels are not mass-produced. As such, slight color variations may occur compared to the online images.