A SOAP FOR WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

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How do I put this? And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck?

And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay?

And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.

Prickly Pear Scented

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all of Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

© 2023 Whiskey River Soap Co.

Handmade vegan soaps designed by Whiskey River's in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Made in United States

Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.

Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H

A SOAP FOR WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

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