A Soap For Fucking Zen

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Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous.

Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.

Cool Cucumber Scented

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all of Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Handmade vegan soaps designed by Whiskey River's in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Made in United States

Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.

Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H

A Soap For Fucking Zen

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