A Soap For Gettin' Lit
Wait, what's today? Oh, hahaha. Like I care.
What're we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we're in business!
The lunch business, I mean. I do have to get back by 3 for a video conference on "User Engagement Post-Snapchat." Whatever that means. I'll be sending snaps of my spiked can of Pamplemousse and low-key eye-rolling the whole time.
It'll be lit!
Umbrella Drinks Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2023 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by Whiskey River's in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.
Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Made in United States
Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H