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MARRIED AF CANDLE

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Infused With: "Annoying Each Other for the Rest of Your Lives..."

You're not really married unless you've been so irritated with your partner you may or may not have thought how to get rid of the body...(Note to FBI: I'm totally kidding. I have never planned my husband's disappearance in my mind)

PLEASE CHOOSE FROM "A HOT MESS" OR "FROOTY LOOPS" SCENTS


A Hot Mess
: Our signature scent is a hot mess of baking spices, red-hot cinnamon, and a hint of black tea to calm this scent a bit. Everyone is A Hot Mess, embrace it with us!

Frooty Loops: Overload your senses with this mix of lemon, cherry, and lime with a heavy hand of sugar coating that won't make your sweet tooth ache.

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

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