MOTHER F'N HOMEOWNERS CANDLE

Congrats on the 30-years of debt! 

Please choose from Vanilla Cupcake or Cotton Candy & Pine scent for this candle.

Vanilla Cupcake: The sweet buttery vanilla scent will have kids crawling your house looking for the cupcakes it seems like you baked. Send those pesky kids back to the neighbor where they belong.

Cotton Candy & Pine: The sharp scent of crushed pine needles meets soft and sweetly subtle cotton candy in this universally appealing scent.

• 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
• Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
• The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
• Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
• No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
• 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
• Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours