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MOTHER F'N HOMEOWNERS CANDLE

Regular price $21.00

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Infused With: "Debt, Yardwork & DIY Fails"

Congrats on the 30-years of debt! 

Vanilla Cupcake: The sweet buttery vanilla scent will have kids crawling your house looking for the cupcakes it seems like you baked. Send those pesky kids back to the neighbor where they belong.

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

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