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Jumbo Sticky Notes - Am I In Hell?

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Am I In Hell? Jumbo Sticky Notes, the perfect desk accessory for anyone who has ever paused mid-Zoom meeting and thought, “Surely this is punishment for something I did in 2008.”

This jumbo memo pad serves up existential dread with a side of sarcasm, featuring phrases that perfectly capture our collective spiral through late-stage capitalism. Whether you're doomscrolling, working, procrastinating, or simply vibing through the chaos, these notes let you process life one dramatic square at a time.

Details:
- Jumbo 4" x 4" size—big enough for deep thoughts and daily despair

- 50 sheets of perfectly relatable doom  

Phrases include:

- “Am I in hell”

- “Oh look, the patriarchy”

- “Wow a billionaire owns my data”

- “I remember the Obama era like a fever dream”

- “People are spreading 18th century diseases because they hate science”

- “The plastics were never recyclable”

- “No flying cars, just cybertrucks on fire”

- “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”