Am I In Hell? Jumbo Sticky Notes, the perfect desk accessory for anyone who has ever paused mid-Zoom meeting and thought, “Surely this is punishment for something I did in 2008.”
This jumbo memo pad serves up existential dread with a side of sarcasm, featuring phrases that perfectly capture our collective spiral through late-stage capitalism. Whether you're doomscrolling, working, procrastinating, or simply vibing through the chaos, these notes let you process life one dramatic square at a time.
Details:
- Jumbo 4" x 4" size—big enough for deep thoughts and daily despair
- 50 sheets of perfectly relatable doom
Phrases include:
- “Am I in hell”
- “Oh look, the patriarchy”
- “Wow a billionaire owns my data”
- “I remember the Obama era like a fever dream”
- “People are spreading 18th century diseases because they hate science”
- “The plastics were never recyclable”
- “No flying cars, just cybertrucks on fire”
- “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”