"Twas the night before Beardsmas, and all through the land, not a beard was disheveled, not even a strand."
This will be the narrative for any fellow lucky enough to open The Beard That Stole Christmas Gift Set. Modeled after the candy-infused gift books of Christmas past, this treasured keepsake contains the necessary tools for the man cultivating a world champion beard, not the uncivilized brush of a crazed mountain man.
Some critics call in a "triumph of beard achievement." We call it a mighty fine gift for any fellow with a beard.
- Best Damn Beard Wash (6 fl. oz.) Do your duty and civilize your beard with Duke Cannon's Best Damn Beard Wash. It's made with plant based ingredients to tame your mane and moisturize the skin underneath it without stripping your beard of its natural oils and power.
- Best Damn Beard Oil (.5 fl. oz.) There is a fine line between the unruly beard of a grizzled mountain hobo and the dashing beard of a world champion. Go from unkempt to "kempt" with Duke Cannon's Best Damn Beard Oil. Made with premium natural ingredients such as Apricot kernel, argan, and jojoba oils, it's formulated to soften even the hardest working beards. Features the scent of freshly split cedar, making you feel like you're on a walk through the Redwoods.
- Big Bourbon Beard Oil (.5 fl. oz.) Made with premium natural ingredients such as apricot kernel, argan, and jojoba oils, it's formulated to soften even the hardest working beards. We even threw in a hint of Buffalo Trace Bourbon in there, because bourbon makes everything better. It doesn't smell like you've had one too many; it has a woodsy, oak barrel scent.